futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
now i regret having never watched futurama
One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show
This and the Fry’s dog episode are only a few episodes apart. Marathoning Futurama is an emotional rollercoaster.
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
when you like something because it’s cute and there’s a massive amount of porn of it and you don’t want to see the porn
tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
SHHH DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT FRIEND I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU FOR THIS
let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry
next level cheating.
this is some naruto shit
It’s like that episode of soul eater
Where is my talent
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
- some asexuals like kissing
- some asexuals like to have sex
- someone saying they are asexual only entails that they don’t feel sexual attraction
- people can still want to have sex without being sexually attracted to people!
- there are people on the asexual spectrum who do sometimes feel sexual attraction, such as demisexuals and grey-asexuals
- asexual does not equal aromantic